Arie. Gaaaaaaaay. I like Lord of the Rings, 90's Grunge, suits, sex and naked people. Also, I'm fucked in the braaaaain.

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sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

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mauramoo:

dis for BJ

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

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jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!